Helmut Newton, one of history’s highest-paid fashion clickers, was buried today in Berlin after escaping from the German city in 1938. His work appeared in Playboy, Vogue and other publications featuring an abundance of women’s skin, a niche that earned him the world-famous moniker “The King of Kink.” Newton’s remains have been waiting quite a while for a final resting place– he died at 83 in a car crash in L.A. four months ago. May he find plenty of leather, chains, boobies and tushies in eternity. 
Photographer Finally Put To Rest
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Creative photographer and Jewish gourmand Alan Batt convinced 83 of New York’s finest chefs to put down the Chilean sea bass and take on some lowly lox. Batt’s new mouth-watering photo book, 
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As if New Yorkers didn’t have enough tsuris, now the tap water is trayf. It seems that hordes of microscopic organisms called copepods have infested the city’s water supply. No, they’re not in the least bit dangerous, but they are in the crustacean family–meaning for Orthodox Jews, they fall into the same no-no category as shrimp, lobster and other shellfish. A decent water filter should get rid of the lil’ buggers, but dare we recommend a nice glass of water with a squeeze of lemon butter?