As if JDate didn’t have enough tsuris with their now-you-see-it, now-you-don’t IPO, Ha’aretz has dug up the real nasty truth: The biggest Jewish dating site has been using- *gasp*- fake profiles for their banner ads starring-*double gasp*- porn models. Pictured here is Hungarian hottie Kari Gold, whose grandparents were probably Nazis. We know integrity is a dirty word these days, but why do people continue to patronize this corporate sham? We’ve said it before, we’ll say it again: there’s nothing Jewish about JDate.
Monthly Archives: August 2004
Shabbat Sign-Off
So sorry for the post/photo shortage today…time ran out on us. No, there is no good excuse. At the very least, with about 20 minutes left in the week, we’d like to offer our sincerest Shabbat wishes to all!
–The Jmerica Blog Team
JDate Detective Brings Down Goliath?
Our admiration for Montreal blogger Jewlicious keeps rising like poppin’ fresh dough for his(?) skewering analysis of Matchnet and Jdate’s 100 million-dollar IPO on the NASDAQ. This guy checked out the prospectus and came up with some seriously unfortunate numbers for Jdate, not to mention offering up the information that Joe Shapira, the founder of Matchnet/Jdate, is a total slimeball.
Six days later, Matchnet withdrew their offering. Coincidence or Jewlicious justice?
All we know is that it takes us feel good to be the little guy.
Reinvented Redux
It seems Maddonesther is going back to plain ol’ Madge. newindpress.com reports the newly-Jewized (we can’t very well call her “baptized” can we?) Esther had been sporting a necklace with her new initial, but at her 46th birthday bash, it had been replaced with an “M.”
Maybe it stands for meshugge.
Dumbass Jew
That was Morrocan Jew Ron Bensmihon wearing only a tutu and the web address of a casino after spidering through the Greek’s billion-dollar Olympic security barricade to the high dive, where he danced around like a squirrel on crack and then jumped into the pool. He was arrested and thrown in a Greek jail, a place of which we hope none of us ever see inside.
This guy has been hired to disrupt sporting events and gain publicity in the past by www.GoldenPalace.com (who has also employed topless girls to crash golf tournaments and Dennis Rodman to run with the bulls in Pamplona) but the company insists Bensmihon was acting on his own free will this time. Which means they won’t even pay him for his trouble. Wanker!
Care of the very smart, very funny blogger at Jewlicious.com.
Do-Dit-Doo
That’s the sound of us tooting our own horn. Here’s a fascinating article about yours truly from Michael Sasser at the Miami-Dade Jewish Journal. We got warm fuzzies when head honcho Dave Goldfarb praised Jmerica’s team efforts. We know we make this look so easy, but for every word you read there are a hundred Ooompa-Loompas sustained only by kosher pickles programming away the night.
Would You Wear This One?
From Jewish Bazaar. We think it’s an excellent choice for those dreaded “meet the parents” dinners. Not recommended for a promenade in France.
Branded By Sizzling Manhole Cover
26 year-old DJ Liz Wallenberg got one gnarly tattoo care of Con Edison when she wiped out on a skin-melting manhole cover on her skateboard. We’re assuming Liz is Jewish. Even if she’s not, we’re betting her lawyer is.
Yo, Painthuffers
Summer Reading, Old School
We weren’t even a twinkle in our daddy’s eye when Exodus was published in 1958, but Leon Uris‘ hugely successful novel about the birth of Israel still rocked our world to the last page. Certainly more entertaining than boring old history books, but we had to keep reminding ourselves that Exodus is fiction…or is it?
Uris, who died last year, is credited with bringing the story of the Jewish people to the modern world. He interviewed thousands of people and combed every square inch of Israel to provide an accurate background for his characters. Upon finishing it, we felt like we knew more about the historical events that helped the Jewish state into being. But we’re wondering: has this novel become the primary historical reference for most of us when it comes to speaking about Israel? Is that bad?