The Washington Post reports that female Conservative rabbis earn significantly less than their male counterparts. Why are we not surprised?

That server with a chip on her tray, bitterwaitress.com, has added former child star Dustin Diamond, famous for playing super-nerd Screech on inane late 80’s sit-com Saved By The Bell to her list of crap tippers. Although his career has been relegated to two-beer minimum comedy clubs since his bar mitzvah, he should always remember that fame never dies, waitresses always tattle and people will always notice the extra pounds.
(c/o Fark.)