Well, new to you, anyway. The 2000 year-old scraps of animal skin were found in a canyon near the Dead Sea, where Jewish revolutionaries hid out from the Romans in the second century (C.E.). They’re hand-printed in Hebrew with verses from the Book of Leviticus, sort of the “spiritual rulebook” of the Pentateuch. “Not very sexy” says blogger Ed Cook, but this adds to the likelyhood that the scroll isn’t a fake.
The fragments haven’t been completely authenticated yet, but those who like to get down and dirty with old stuff like the brainy dudes at Paleojudaica and Codex
have more in-depth repoorts.
Photo: AP.
Monthly Archives: July 2005
Hurry Up, Shabbat!
Not just ’cause we love the Sabbath and all, but we can’t wait ’til midnight to walk across the street and pick up our pre-paid copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
So, Shabbat Shalom. If any muggles need us this weekend, we’ll be tucked into our favorite chair mowing through pages like the book’s a giant bowl of Bott’s Every Flavor Beans.
Happy Hunting, Ladies
Since Jews are just so hott right now, it just makes sense that some shiksa would write a book about snagging one. Boy Vey seems riddled with stereotypes, and we find it disturbing that Jewish men are being stalked by non-Jewish women like so much game meat.
Jew Pride Goes Mainstream
Sexy accordion maven Annette Ezekiel of Golem gets a few quotes in this AP article about how the “new trend” of Jewish pop culture as evidenced by hasidic dub star Matisyahu and the proliferation of kitschy couture.
“Religion is not the most popular thing in youth culture these days,” says Sara Joki, 23, of Saratoga Springs. “But people like Matisyahu going on Jimmy Kimmel and singing about God, and seeing people go wild for it, it’s just amazing. It makes me proud of my generation.”
We’re all for Jew pride, but there’s something about wearing a t-shirt and listening to “Chop ‘Em Down” on the iPod that just says “poseur” if that person is out clubbing on Yom Kippur.
Says Jason Brzoska, director of learning communities and marketing for myjewishlearning.com: “I see the increase in Jewish pop culture, but I don’t know if it’s really bringing disillusioned, disengaged Jews together. The problem with pop culture is that it’s ephemeral.”
As Jews who saw nothing but blond feathered hair and little noses on TV growing up, we’re glad the young’uns can see their Judaism reflected in the mainstream. Perhaps this validation might actually bring some of the disillusioned and disengaged back to synagogue. In the meantime, wear those t-shirts ’til they fade.
Unholy Export
From JTA: After 12 years of cultivating sturgeon, Kibbutz Dan fish farm on the Upper Galilee announced that it is ready to export the roe to caviar connoisseurs worldwide. Since sturgeon do not naturally exist in Israel, the farm must first import the fish from Russia (where the best caviar comes from anyway) and raise them for eggs. Galilee Caviar CEO Yigal Ben-Zvi expects $2 million in revenue a year from the salty venture, though it won’t be sold in Israel as it’s nowhere near kosher (sturgeon don’t have scales.)
Still, it probably tastes like heaven on piece of matzah topped with a dollop of sour cream.
Jewish Cable Channel Sold to Highest (Uh, Only) Bidder
Globes Online reports that the auction of Israel’s Jewish Heritage Channel by The Council for Cable and Satellite Broadcasting received only one paltry bid for programming rights. The Shlomo Ben-Tzvi-Ami Giniger group, aka Taya Communications Ltd., had no competition in acquiring the channel, which makes us wonder where the hell ambigously Jewish media mogul Rupert Murdoch was last week.
Heck, where were our bosses? If we can piss so many people off writing a little ol’ blog, imagine the fracas if we got our grubby hands on our own cable channel!
Rupert photo c/o The Unjust Media.
The Chosen Beer Goes Macro
Stanford grad Jeremy Cowan has come a long way from selling bottles of his kosher microbrewed beer, He’Brew, from the back of his car. Last year he contracted out his Schmaltz Brewing Company to produce 22,000 cases of the the original Genesis ale, the nut brown Messiah Bold and Cowan’s Chanukah specialty, Miraculous Jewbelation.
Can regular Saturday night Hillel keggers be far behind?
T-Shirt Of The Week: Touch Me And I’ll Kick Your Ass
Wear a warning across your chest that you’re not to be f*kd with. Recommended to repel Jews for Jesus sycophants. From Tough Jew Clothing.
Once The Yenta Has Done Her Job…
A tip of the headscarf to Shelley Tobin for directing us Paper Bride’s Jewish-themed engagement announcements for someone other than the bride. Your mother wants a reason to buy these, bad.
Madonna Never Picked Up A Pen
Although Madonna revels in her literary status as the author of her children’s books Mr. Peabody’s Apples, Yakov and the Seven Thieves and last month’s release Lotsa de Casha, a tattletale has told Page Six that someone else was behind the keyboard.
The source says that the Kabbalah Queen used Eitan Yardeni, the same official ghostwriter that all the high-ups at the Kabbalah Centre go to for wordsmithing, including Yehuda Berg (who “wrote” the best-selling The Power of Kabbalah) and his brother Phillip Berg.
The Material One reportedly bought a house for Yardeni back in 2003, perhaps as a gift for doing her homework.
In other Madonna news, Dennis Rodman claims she wasn’t “all that” in bed when they dated back in 1994. Maybe she should have gotten someone else to ghostsex for her.