The other day we heeded the intestinal call for cheap, fast, salty food and ran into our rabbi coming out of Mickey D’s. He seemed kinda sheepish, being caught in trayf-land and all, and was quick to inform us he was there for the new veggie burger. Hey, rebbitzim have to eat, too, and we figured if it has his blessing then it was good enough for us. Tasty? Yes. Nutrition-packed? Notsomuch. However, in searching about for information on the world’s leading fast food chain, we came across http://www.mcspotlight.org, which posits that no matter how many veggie burgers those golden arches churn out, the company is still as far from kosher as you can possibly get.