It’s Official: Iran Is Retarded

danishNot because of the whole Holocaust cartoon contest idiocy, which is doubly ridiculous because if you deny the Holocaust, where will the content come from?

No, retarded in the same way America was retarded when efforts were made to rename french fries “freedom fries” when France got all uppity.

That’s right: To complete Iran’s eschewal of all things Danish, the evilly sweet breakfast food, sometimes topped with cherries or cheese, will heretofore be known as “Mohammed pastries”.

Poor little liberal Denmark! Me, I’m planning a reverse Danish boycott by ordering massive amounts of Gouda grinzola cheese in bulk.

12 thoughts on “It’s Official: Iran Is Retarded

  1. LMAO!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha…..

    OMG… are you serious? Mohammed Pastries?

    The infamous Prophet is reduced to a fruit flavored, cream-topped breakfast snack they serve for free at cheap hotels?

    I’d riot for that if i was a muslim. THey’re calling Mohammed a candy-ass cheap treat…

    This whole thing is stupid, if they can take a suicide bomb they can take a joke and a cartoon. We need to face the real issues and get this foolishness over with.

    LOL… Mohammed pastries… ha!

  2. Whats next Osama Milkshakes, and Al-Jazzera rice cakes. These people are absolutely nuts, and I hope the world is now noticing the absolute lunacy of these people.
    In a recent article on the BBC website, an Islamic fundamentalist was asked if he was extreme or not, to which he responded no. Later on in the article, he is quoted as saying death to Denmark, and death to its newspapers. How is that for a reversal?

  3. Jeez, rez, I never heard of someone so bitter about cheese. Sorry, I’ll change it to “grinzola.” Feel better?
    And not to parse words, but it’s really not so much my mouth that’s filthy — it’s the whole mind.

  4. If not Mo-Poptarts, they’ll change Hot Pockets to Mohammed Pockets. Ready in your microwave in 2 minutes on High. Mmmmmm… nice and steamy just like hot heads who can’t take a cartoon.

  5. Shalom,
    I think you are very insightful, creative, brilliant and very perceptive as a person.
    I enjoyed your blog articles very much and I look forward to seeing much more of your writings. As a American and as a Jew, I really don’t understand the Muslims or how they think.
    They know that even their own Qu’ran or Koran,says that “Palestine”-Israel belongs to us Jews,yet whenever that is pointed out to them,they say that “that is anicent history and doesn’t belong to the now”.
    I find that very odd since they have tried to recreate the Seventh Century Common Era in almost all Muslim countries like Iran and Syria.
    Is it just me or does anyone else have noticed that Syria seems to behind the trouble-making in almost all Muslim Countries including “Palestine”?
    I think Muslims use whatever they can think up as a way to frighten and threaten every non Muslim. It doesn’t matter anymore if one is Jewish or Christian or whatever, if you are not a Muslim,they think you are the one to go after.
    I am not saying that every Muslim would go after Jews and Christians, but doesn’t the slience of the majority and the fact that some support these extreme groups say something?
    Friends of mine in Israel tell me that not all Muslims feel like the Extremist,But I don’t see any of them speaking out against Muslims killing Jews and Christians or newsreporters.
    L’hitraoat,
    Heidi

  6. Well at least the anti-semetic Europeans will finally learn what a mistake they made by letting Islam take over their countries. Now that France is basically all Muslim, I look forward to going to McDonald’s and ordering some Mohammed fries. Just hope they don’t put any cartoons of him next to Ronald McDonald on the side of the Happy Meal…

  7. Heidi, thank you for the lovely adulations and insight. As a liberal Californian, I very much want to avoid this “us against them” idealogy, but it keeps getting harder as current events unfold. May peace prevail on us all…

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