So, apparently Judaism isn’t just some passing fad to be tattooed on one’s neck for Britney Spears. She’s now adopted a kosher diet, shunning her former Atkins’ meat-meat-meat-with-a-glass-of-lard food philosophy, inspired by Madonna’s devotion to kashrut. Spears began following the complex dietary laws handed down from on high as a result of coming under media scrutiny for packing a little more junk in tha’ trunk than a pop star should. How very holy of her.