Oh fine, the whole flippin’ world is reporting how Miss Frecklepuss Lindsey Lohan is having a “flirtation” with Kabbalah.
“Yes, I am looking into Kabbalah,” said the recent recipient of a GoFugYourself fugging. “All of us need something. You have to grab on to whatever gets you through.”
Certainly after all that bad press and the embarrassing slide from “chic”to “over”, Kabbalah could use a fresh face. I mean, really, we all love Madge, but y’know, to be a top cult you’ve got to have someone who can really act as a spokesperson, someone who speaks the language of the kids, someone who publicists and tabloids can’t get enough of … wait a minute. Is it Lindsey who needs the Kabbalah Centre or the Kabbalah Centre who needs Lindsey?
Lindsey Lohan is not good enough. What the Kabbalah center needs is (drumroll)… Paris Hilton. Ugh. G-d help us all.
Ooooh… Paris Hilton doing Kabbalah- that would be HOT.
Now that might cause a riot Paul. Thousands of horny tasteless rednecks storming the local Kabbalah center to daven with the la diva de nada.
Lindsay Lohan needs something to balance her temperament before anything else. Maybe Kaballah will do the job, I don’t know. I only hope that she finds something to straighten her out before she does more & without becoming addicted to it.