I’m not saying I’m into suffering, but the resemblance between this offering from JewishFunnybone.com and the woman in the mirror is just too uncanny these days:
I’m packing four people’s belongings for a move across the country and I’ve just realized it’s ALL a bunch of crap; I’ve had a hacking bronchial cough (with attending phlegm) for a month; my 2-year-old simply will not discuss her gastric urges, preferring instead to let someone discover them after the fact, usually as I’ve buckled her into her carseat squish; I’m leaving my beloved hippie Californian paradise for God-knows-what in the deep South in less than six weeks; although El Yenta Man remains sexy and loyal, I may murder him for watching surfing DVDs when he should be sorting through the disaster area called his closet; I’m out of chocolate.
Even though any and all of the circumstances behind this kvetching are temporary, it all just feels so Sisyphusian.
I bet if you looked closely you would find out that this guy is NOT a jew.
LOL, Amishav! How close are you lookin’? I can’t tell anything if we’re talking foreskin…
HA! I was just guessing at what might be beyond the fig leaf- but given the paucity of Jewish “Atlas” figures…