We already have Tomkat’s little Suri (with the lunatic fringe on top) and now there’s Brangelina’s brand new Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, whose first name means “place of peace” in Hebrew.

Whether Shiloh, born in Namibia by C-section Saturday, grows up to be celebrity Kabbalist remains to be seen. But the real question is when journalists will cease the ridiculous practice of giving famous couples cutesy combination apellations.