Here at the Yenta home we have definite fashion commandments for our children: Thou shalt not wear camouflage. Thou shalt keep thy underpants from being seen by others. And this one is El Yenta Man’s special clause: Thou shalt not ever — ever! — wear something on thine ass because it makes thou look like a baby whore.

Shhh…he doesn’t need to know about these adorable kidlet pants from ChosenCouture, does he?