Shelly Pasternak has been robbed of the tools of her trade. The Israeli sexologist reported that someone broke into Hyundai (hey, you think people get into sex education for the money?) and made off with two suitcases filled with “no less than 40 vibrators, massage oils, a whip, dildo, blindfold, Chinese balls and handcuffs.”

The Ynet article says that the suitcases resemble the kind of cases that house expensive audio equipment, which Pasternak believes tempted the thieves. One can only imagine what they’ve done with their loot — art car, anyone?

A wave of the dildo to Jewlicious.

As for a graphic, you’ll have to find yer own, pervert.