Every married woman needs a gay boyfriend. Sometimes a girl just needs a man who wants to go jeans shopping for four hours and gives honest opinions (“Oy, honey, yes, your tushy looks huuuuge in those Citizens!”) and who loves karaoke. I’m missin’ my bitchy San Francisco queens like crazy, and I haven’t had a chance to check out the Savannah scene. Maybe if hang out at Club One wearing this from Shalom Shirts I’ll attract a nice Jewish boy to bring home and help me clean out my closet.
Yo, Yenta!
From the edge of the Diaspora rises a new generation of Jewish mother
I usually love the corny Yiddish on t-shirts, but this one just doesn’t sit right with me. Mostly because I dislike the term “fag hag.” Even when used jokingly it doesn’t seem to have a non-perjorative meaning.
I understand where you’re coming from, Annie, I guess. But personally, as a lifelong fag hag, I haven’t been able to come up with a more appropriate term.
Yenta — I’m feeling really excluded from this one, like I’m behind some kind of mental mechitza for str8 guys who don’t like to shop … well actually sometimes I do for uh, books … and um, books … and well, not really anything else … Saw your gorgeous kids and husband at the J this week — hear you’re busy at work … have a great shabbos, Dan
You think my husband’s gorgeous? You’re fitting in just fine around here 🙂
My heart’s been a flutter ever since I saw him on Purim … 😉
Easy guys
but I wasn’t able to get EYM … uh, I mean “Esther’s” number … c’est la vie.