Now we’re really farklempt. MSNBC reports that tattooed, Kabbalah-wannabe shiksa Britney Spears has hired Jewish L.A. wedding planner Yifat Oren for her November nuptials to deadbeat dad Kevin Federline. Though Oren specializes in upscale themes such as “Downtown Decadence” and “Asian Modern” for her celebrity clientele, she’s busily collecting burlap napkins and gingham tablecloths for a “White Trash Barbecue” under a tinfoil chuppah.