Ever the strategist, Bobby Fischer has pulled a move out of his tuches that might impede his deportation to the United States. You may remember that he surfaced recently in Tokyo yelling all kinds of mishegoss about renouncing his U.S. citizenship and spouting a bunch of anti-Semitic crap (his mother was J.) He remains detained in Japan on invalid passport issues, and now plans to marry Japanese chess matriach Miyoko Watai to avoid coming back to the States. He says he’s tried to officially become un-American by meeting with an embassy officer, but no one returns his calls. We don’t know of any plans to “un-Jewish” himself, but we’re giving our approval now.