This essay from GOAZCATS.com, the”Totally Unofficial U of A Fansite,” is so much more than some guy’s slobbering ode to college basketball. It’s damn near a cultural tour de force, invoking memories of those evil polyester shorts PE coaches used to wear and quotes from “Revenge of the Nerds,” NJB Zack Selwyn, a singer/songwriter/actor-y type who appeared on ESPN’s “Dream Job” a while back, surely has a future as the sports commentator on The Daily Show. We promise, even those of you for whom basketball is a distant memory of junior high PE class, you’ll find it f*ing hilarious.