A Canadian man in jail for “wilfully promoting hatred against Jewish people via the Internet” has been denied Internet access, but they can’t stop him from communicating with extraterrestrial beings. See, this guy isn’t just your run-of-the-mill whackjob; he’s the “Grande World Councilor, Lion of Judah, authority in the reclamation of planet earth for the Federation of Free Planets and the restoration of paradise, guardian of the Arab Prophetess Uthrania Seila, enlightened advisor to the financial elite, sapphire to the pyramid of man’s evolution, ex-engineering technician, author, and more!”
Bet you’d trade all those titles for a DSL line now, schmuck!