Could there be better way to ring in Passover next month than rocking a shirt with the stuttering star of the story?

Two tablet, ten commandments, four colors. This is what I call hipster sederwear, yo.

The term “Hebro” was recently coined by Stuntrocker Dave Rosen, and I cannot stop singing “We could be Hebros” to the David Bowie tune. And now, neither can you, right?

Available here, with plenty of time to plan a coordinating outfit around it before April 6.

What’s that, Christian friends? You want one for Pentecost? Fabulous for you, Hebro comes in a New Testament version, too.