Arafat Not Dead Yet

user submitted pictureWhether his brain is the consistency of mushed veggies or this coma thing is just an excuse to receive sponge baths from French nurses, the PLO leader is hanging tight. However, his final resting place is already up for debate. He wants to be buried in Jerusalem? Not likely.
“Jerusalem is a city where Jews bury their kings. It’s not a city where we want to bury an Arab terrorist, a mass murderer,” Israeli Justice Minister Yosef Lapid said.
Perhaps we could interest him in a nice crematory service on a public bus?

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