Our Madge seems to be taking her role as Jewish baleboosta quite seriously. She’s been urging her Kaballah sista Demi Moore to marry baby beau Ashton Kutcher and “wants to be involved with every aspect of planning the wedding.”
Now, what would a “traditional” Kabbalah wedding planned by Madonna look like? Will Rabbi Berg lip sync the 72 names of God? Will the groomsmen levitate instead carrying the bride and groom around on chairs? Will Demi wear the dress from the “Like A Virgin” video and throw a red bendel bouquet?