After consulting her rabbi on the matter, Madonna canned her longtime manager and Kabbalah convert Camille Henry last week for having an affair with a Reinvention tour bodyguard, citing that she could no longer have such a brazen slut on the payroll. Henry and her paramour both had partners back home, and their boss, with her newfound commitment to faithfulness and monogamy, is playing the holier-than-thou card. She seems to have forgotten her own checkered past– anyone remember her trying to seduce a very-married, pre-English-speaking Antonio Banderas in Truth or Dare?