We know we’re a day early, but we’re going mobile this week and knew y’all couldn’t go without your Jmerica fashion fix. From 7eventy-2wo, a Kabbalistic line of really expensive t-shirts depicting the 72 names of God. Emblazoned with “Celestial Protection,” this hand-crafted honey adorned with genu-wyne Swarovski crystals can be yours for a mere $230 on sale from goclothing.com. Other divine appellations from the 7eventy-2wo site include “Immortality” (particularly cool with a skull and crossed swords) and “Abolish Evil” (branded over a bar code.)
These are in no way approved of or associated with the Kabbalah Centre, which probably ticks them off to no end.
This t-shirt is only kinda Kabballist. Kabballism only vaguely resembles Judaism. And she looks hardly Jewish.
yeah, but how Jewish does Caprice look? Never assume…it makes a– oh, you know.
And actually, the shirt is way Kabbalistic; the Hebrew letters are printed in the exact way that someone could achieve enlightenment by staring at her breasts!
If staring at her breasts will bring enlightenment, then I will be f-ing Buddha.
I love her.