Fallen porn king Al Goldstein was so down and out less than a year ago that he turned to Jesus. But Reuters reports that he’s got a new job hawking bagels and white fish to all God’s children:
I’ve always loved food more than sex, so this is really my first love,” said Goldstein, 69, now a cold-calling salesman for New York City Bagels. “I’ve gone from broads to bagels.
The article reveals that the person who helped get Goldstein off the street is none other than magician Penn Jillette and in spite of alienating anyone he’s ever worked with, sired or spoken to, Goldstein just keeps on generating “poor me” press. Although a little digging reveals that he’s still the same lecherous cretin.
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“What goes around – comes around…” Its sad to see someone fail so miserably, especially an MOT. someone get that guy a kabbalah bracelet.