You’ve got to hand it to the Kabbalah Center for their never-ending search for viable profit streams: The L.A.-based Center has announced their latest product is a Kabbalah energy drink to be hawked by celebrity Kabblahblahist Ashton Kutcher, which should inspire legions of sorority girls to start mixing it in their cocktails.
Kabbalah Center spokesman Darin Ezra says, “We’re going after the Red Bull market. But Kabbalah Energy Drink tastes better.”
Marketing slogans, anyone?
Yo, Yenta!
From the edge of the Diaspora rises a new generation of Jewish mother
why? dear G-d! why?!?
$5 bucks says the thing wont pass Kosher approval on its first try. It just sounds wrong. I’d give it a try if it came with its very own red string.
Actually its made with Kabbalah water, thats the whole resoning behind it. Remember the controversy they made when they tried to send Kabbalah Water to the tsunami victims? They’re basically making products with the holy water, Kabbalah energy drink should theoretically have “healing” powers. You heard it from me first buddy!
… but still, why?!?! I guess when the whole kabalah thing gets played out the true mysticists will remain.
heres my slogan.
‘ It gives the people who give the wings, wings!’