The archaelogist who inspired the film character Indiana Jones has been given the go-ahead by an “unnamed Kabbalist” to excavate the Ark of the Covenant by Tisha B’Av (August 14) of this year. Dr. Vendyl Jones, who looks nothing like Harrison Ford, believes the discovery of the lost ark will “flip the whole world right-side-up.”
“I just gotta drill a bore-hole into the chamber, drop a pin-camera in and there it is,” he claims.
Hope there’s no snakes down there, man. And that no one’s face melts off.
While the Dr. Jones is not Jewish, he seems to know more about Torah, Talmud, Kabbalah, the geography of Israel and crazy secret passageways under the Temple Mount than just about anybody and is a dedicated leader of the Noahide Movement, based on Noah’s covenant with the Almighty. He also has been working closely with Israel’s top rabbis for many years and in spite of his Nostradamus-like predictions, holds enormous respect from the religious and archeological communities.
But this whole secret chamber thing smells a little Geraldo to us.

Hat tip to Paleojudaica (who didn’t say as much, but thinks Dr. Jones is whacked) and Weird Jews.