We can’t decide if this article from Ynet News is the most chauvinistic tripe we’ve ever come across or if it’s a sarcastic take on Jewish female stereotypes. The writer is Israeli, y’know, so could be both.

If you support her financially and maintain an esthetic appearance, she will hold back most of her evil nature. Jewish princesses are practical, and their evil has a certain logic.

Yes, but vengeful as hell. Watch out, beeotch.

(You may remember Amanda Peet, pictured here, as the most psychotic girlfriend ever in Saving Silverman. Would you rescue your best friend from a woman like this?)