Again, nothing fancy, but a maybe a chuckle for you, kinder:

So a popular young rabbi announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims, “If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda minivan to transport their children!” The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.

Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, “If the rabbi will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education’s of all his children!” More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Goldfarb, in her 80s, stands and announces with a smile, “If the rabbi stays, I vill give him sex!”

There is total silence. The rabbi, blushing, asks her “Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?”

Sadie’s 90-year-old husband Jacob is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies “Vell, I just asked mein husband how ve could help, and he said, “F*ck the rabbi.'”