MSNBC’s Jeanette Walls scoops the latest Kabbalah celeb as Sarah Ferguson, aka “Fergie”. For the children in the room, we’re not discussing the hottie singer from Black-Eyed Peas, but the woman who was married to Britain’s Prince Albert long enough for him to prove to the world that he’s not gay. We’re glad to have the Duchess of York in our sphere and look forward to blogging Fergie’s Kabbalistic exploits alongside her pals Madge and Demi, even if she’s not really Jewish. If ya wanna get technical, she’s not really royalty either.