I’m sorry, you guys, I know it’s been ages since I’ve written a proper rambling post but I’ve just been writing so much other stuff lately that the letters on the keyboard are starting to swim.

Words keep following me home and harrassing me while I’m trying to relax. I swear I was feeding the chickens yesterday when one turned into a giant feathery comma. I’ve been having dreams that I’m lost inside a thesaurus and the only way out is to find a synonym for “thesaurus.”

I think I may be having a communications breakdown with language itself.

It doesn’t help that El Yenta Man just sent me this mind-melting illustration showing how every Hebrew letter is contained within the Star of David.

Fabulous.

Now I’ll have alephs and lameds chasing me down the street while I walk the dog.