Whew! We sure missed y’all last week, though we appreciated the extra time to put into our Purim costumes. Speaking of Queen Esther, Madonna chose to celebrate the salvation of the Jews by dressing as a nun for a London Kabbalah party next to her hubbie Guy Ritchie, who partied as the (pre-stroke, presumably) Pope. When Catholic groups protested (you know they’ve reserved a special circle of hell for their former anti-morality poster girl,) Madonna, never one to appreciate irony, replied that “she was happy that the pictures of her are out there because her father would be so proud. She said that when she was a girl she wanted to be a nun and she guesses that she’s still a nun at heart.”
Stay tuned as she finances the very first Kabbalah convent.