WeeklyWorldNews has taken a break from aliens-impregnate-Elvis reporting to bring us “Hot Babes From The Bible”.
*Sigh*. It’s just so obvious to list Jezebel, Salome and Eve. They’re like the Paris Hiltons of the day, just sittin’ around looking skanky while everyone oohs and aahs. Give us the “shapely and beautiful” Rachel who could also herd a mean goat or a badass like Miriam, who shook her tambourine like nobody’s business!
Yo, Yenta!
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I dont think Adam has much of a choice with Eve. She could have looked like rosy o’donald and he’d know no better. Miriam is my fav.
Dvora And Yael both tough babes.