British billionaire Philip Green has reportedly hired Beyoncé and her posse Destiny’s Child to perform at his son’s bar mitzvah, to be held near Cannes. Because you know girl shakes a mean hora, yo. Forget reading the Torah on the bima; a kiss from Beyoncé is what will truly make you a man!
Seriously, if we were a sloppy rich teenage boy we’d make our daddy buy Destiny’s Child, too. But as it is we can only pray that this event will appear someday on BarMitzvah Disco.
Hat tip to the Brits at Daily Jews.
That lucky bastard!!!!
no, i’m pretty sure his parents were married at the time he was born. He’s a lucky SOB. When I was 13 I would have given anything to get Jody Watley
Hmm, let’s see, if it were me and my bat mitzvah, it’d have been Howard Jones.
I was a little dorky, sue me.
Damn. I would’ve wanted Samantha Foxx.