Caprice Coming To Third-Rate TV

user submitted pictureFresh off her stint on the UK’s version of Celebrity Big Brother, the drool-worthy Caprice Bourret seems to have found a niche in reality TV: She’s movin’ on up (?) to VH-1’s Surreal Life, where she will be filmed 24/7 living in a Hollywood Hills mansion along with her co-stars Bronson Pinchot (remember him as that crazy foreign fellow Balki in that 80’s sitcom? Think really, really hard,) Janice Dickenson (Sylvester Stallone’s ex), Pink’s skanky biker boyfriend Carey Hart (no, not the “I Wear My Sunglasses At Night” dude—thanks, Esther—but, like, whatever happened to that guy? He was hunky!), Apprentice über-bitch Omarosa and baseball shanda Jose Canseco.
We love you, Caprice, but, honey? We’re thinking this is not such a hot career move for you. At least we’ll be able to catch a glimpse of Your Jewish Litheness on stateside cable, but we have a feeling we’ll be sorry.

7 thoughts on “Caprice Coming To Third-Rate TV

  1. Caprice on Surreal Life is good for us as fans of the hottest (arguably… we still have Natalie Portman competing for J-Queen) jewish model out there. But that show is like a bad circus on a run-away train that can spawn spin-offs and bad reps. Hopefully she comes off unscathed and shows hollywood that you DONT need a Kaballah bracelet to be a cool Jew.

  2. I hate to admit it, but I can’t keep my eyes off that show. It’s like passing a bad carwreck. During the current season, the highlight was Mini-me drunk off his ass, buck naked, driving his electric wheelchair into a corner and then peeing on the wall. Hopefully, Caprice won’t provide us with similar antics… Regardless, I’ll be watching and feeling guilty about it.

  3. I never saw the Mini Me incident you mentioned. I’ve been blinded by the car wreck on Strange Love with Flav & Bridget. I’m still puzzled how that one works out. Hey, maybe its the Alcohol and the drugs.

  4. I only want to make one more comment/Question?….Where were these Jewish Girls when I was growing up. I never saw any Jewish Girls that HOT!?

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