Because we really are farklempt today. We’d kvetch about it, but you don’t want to know. From A Bissel Funny.

From Black and Jewish Online Store. Also available is the Get Ready For Some Kosher Soul Food Apron, which will go nicely while manning the barbecue this summer.
For more about our Black Jewish brothers and sisters, check out Sheree Curry Levy’s site.

Aww, did you think we’d forget? From Israel-Shops.com via the sharp eyes at Weird Jews.

Shabbat Shalom, chaverim!

We’re basically peaceniks here at Jmerica, but we understand what it takes to keep our Jewish state alive. From Pongo.
Happy Independence Day, Israel!

We almost gave up on finding a worthy candidate this week until we found JewishFunnyBone.com. Whew. But we might have to start a new category soon!

From DustyBrand. Don’t worry, dudes. Your mom already bought it for you.

Just a reminder that anything fluffy, puffy or flour-ful is a no-no starting Saturday night. From CraignCo and only ten bucks!

Growing up in suburbia exposed us to the disturbing phenomenon of Christian heavy metal, its followers all skeezed out with big hair and bigger crosses. We’ve always thought religious lyrics backed by screaming guitars and thrashing drums sounded kinda silly, but now that we’ve heard about David Lazzar, Montreal’s heavy rockin’ Lubavitcher, it all makes sense. (Thanks to SomethingJewishUK for the tip!) Lazzar describes his music as “Ozzy meets Metallica at an Iron Maiden concert,” presumably without the bat-eating and alcoholic raging. The tracks “I Want My Rebbe” and “I Believe In You” definitely smack of early Metallica, but if you don’t listen to the words carefully you might think you happened upon a Stryper fan site. Metalheads: Give a listen and tell us what you think.
If you’re more into traditional Jewish music that rips, check out our latest feature on NY’s klezmer maniacs Golem!
“Too Much Rock For One Hand” T-shirt logo from Smacdesign.

Hotpants for Pesach? Oh, yeah! From Shoytz.com.

Wear your frizz proud, yo! From YidGear.