Call it a cheat sheet for those who can’t read yet: The Four Questions of Passover printed in Hebrew the youngest members of the tribe, who may or may not be able to fulfill their seder duty without drooling. From Mahnishtanah.

Make your mama proud this Purim by aligning yourself on the side of evil. From those cheeky folks at Jewish Fashion Conspiracy who know every girl loves a bad boy.

Jewish Fashion Conspiracy wants you to circumcise your inner leprechaun tomorrow. But tell the little green guy to stay away from metzizah b’peh, for blimey’s sake!

Extra points if you can post a quote from Spaceballs. From ThreadPit.com.

We’re not exactly sure why someone would wear this, unless it’s along the same theme of Herbalife’s “lose weight, ask me how!” campaign back in the 80’s. Nonetheless, it fits our loose standards. From Butik.Pl, which appears to operate out of Poland.

The most romantic movie quote of the 90’s just will not die, so Rabbi’s Daughters have given it a little yiddishe twist. Via ChosenCouture.

Let the bullies in the hood know who’s boss! From StranjeMonkeyApparel.

Aww, c’mon, it’s cute. Besides, we thought the “Suicide Bombers Suck” shirt might put you off. From LetThereBeTees.

Chicks dig a guy who can build with his hands. From Jewish Fashion Conspiracy.

We know we’re a day early, but we’re going mobile this week and knew y’all couldn’t go without your Jmerica fashion fix. From 7eventy-2wo, a Kabbalistic line of really expensive t-shirts depicting the 72 names of God. Emblazoned with “Celestial Protection,” this hand-crafted honey adorned with genu-wyne Swarovski crystals can be yours for a mere $230 on sale from goclothing.com. Other divine appellations from the 7eventy-2wo site include “Immortality” (particularly cool with a skull and crossed swords) and “Abolish Evil” (branded over a bar code.)
These are in no way approved of or associated with the Kabbalah Centre, which probably ticks them off to no end.