In honor of our upcoming trip below the Mason-Dixon, we pay homage to our Southern kin in Georgia, Virginia and both Carolinas. We know it’s not technically a t-shirt, but this khaki cotton-poly poplin number with snap front placket, front pocket and snazzy patches is a welcome detour from yer basic white cotton crewneck, dontcha think? Perfect for pumping gas or just settin’ on the porch whittling a mezuzzah.
Order it from Shalom Y’all, The Documentary or just visit to learn more about the Southern Jewish experience.

From Rotem Gear Shop. We know, it’s not scintillating, but at least it’s holiday-related and clean family fun. Unlike this one, which may be appropriate for Chanukah, but just so inappropriate in every other way.

From T-Shirt Chanukah Shop. Meet Shabbas Queen, Minyan Man and the other members of the Jewish Hero Corps at jewishsuperhero.com.

You can’t help but love this shirt born out of a pickup line gone wrong. We’re pretty sure we wouldn’t want a chick that didn’t fall over laughing when she heard this. We plan to get this shirt and we’ll let you all know if it works any better when they read it off our chest.

That’s right, take your low-carb b.s. and stick it in your tushy.
From Shoytz.com, whose aim is to “keep Judaism relevant.” Dig.

From Black Boot Press, a punk rock site for romper stompers without that distasteful neo-Nazi element. Still, the combat boot makes us nervous.

“Make Bagels Not War” from Jewcy.com. But please, make sure they’re real bagels (as opposed to the frozen crap kind); otherwise you could start WWIII.

It’s a little early in the week for our favored t-shirt, but we’re just so stoked to see Jmerica amiga Natalie Grof and her fashion company Junk Food featured in this Newsweek article about the crazy comeback of Care Bears.
We’ll have more to come from Natalie and her uncanny knack for retro stylings in an upcoming interview; also, word on the street is that real live models will be posing in Junk Food clothes at Jmerica’s Eve Party fashion show.

From LetThereBeTees.com. A perfect sentiment, but we hab a snoddy bad cold, so we’d rather have a big, steaming bowl of the real thing. Gezundheit!

From KosherKlothing.com We can’t believe we still keep coming up with these.