From Rotem Gear Shop. Take that, National Pork Board!

From A.Zara Mart. Cape not included.

Naturally, we think this catchy icebreaker from YidGear is funny. But some people don’t. For the not so brave, it’s also available in boxers.

From Chosen Couture. For that lovable neurotic in your life.

From Tees-Tease. Also available in Olympic edition. Might be just the thing to wear on Yom Kippur at Valley Forge (just after breaking the fast, of course.)

From www.seeyageorge.com.

While clever Jewish t-shirts are about as abundant as Kaballah bracelets these days, we couldn’t help posting this one, courtesy of one of our favorite sites- T-shirt hell. Everyone can find a shirt or two that cracks them up and probably twice as many that deeply, deeply offend them. Too bad the guys can’t wear this one.

Sure, it looks like a schamtte score from the discount bin at the thrift, but it’s actually from Retroduck.com a company that offers brand-new “vintage-inspired” attire. Fun, but much cooler if it actually were found at a a synagogue rummage sale. A t-shirt as silly as this one needs a backstory. Anyone who buys this shirt off the ‘net for themselves automatically robs it of its irony; it ceases to be a fabulously ethnic fashion statement and falls under the category of bad taste, along the lines of WWJD? regalia.
Besides, rocking the I’m-so-metro-I-shop-at-the-Goodwill-but-I’m-really-an-accountant vibe isn’t quite as geniune without those vintage armpit stains. Our only hope is that some ‘net-savvy granny buys some to give as Chanukah gifts and we come across one, never worn, in a pile at the Goodwill someday.

…here’s our second favorite t-shirt of the week.

Found this after browsing an article from Something Jewish UK on YidGear. Another excellent offering reads “I didn’t kill your God; get off my back.” You could probably order them in time for casual Friday, nu?