Linked from Drudge Report: Israeli soldiers suffering from combat stress may be granted the grace of a good old-fashioned spliff. The army will be testing out cannabis on a some happy volunteers in the next few days to see if they lose their resemblance to Colonel Kurtz after a puff or two. No word whether the Jewkah will be employed.

According to Al Awaba, the “Gateway To the Middle East,” Saddam Hussein’s daughter, Raghad, in an interview to an Israeli journalist, spoke of plans to hire an American lawyer ‘as long as he’s not Jewish’. In the interview, she complained that her father’s lawyers were requesting “exorbitant fees”, and she asked the reporter for a few names.
The reporter then suggested some, one of them Jewish-sounding. “Excellent, but he’s Jewish”, responded Saddam’s daughter. “You must understand that my father would never allow it. I don’t judge people, but I cannot cooperate with Jews”.
Whatever, hag. When he ends up living out the rest of his life in an army prison run by snapshot-happy, duct-tape lovin’ miscreants, he’ll be wailing that he didn’t try to get Alan Dershowitz.

Zack Braff wrote, directed and stars in Garden State, which opens tonight and already has a buzz happening. We are very, very proud of Zack and his accomplishments and the tiniest bit envious. Not because he’s on his way to becoming a Jewish superstar, but because he’s reportedly dating his costar Natalie Portman.
Here’s his interview with J. and, for you crazy Braff brats, his blog.

Here’s to the ultimate Olympic power couple: Expert marksman Alex Danilov will be shooting for Israel come Olympic time while his wife, Olga, stays home with the kids. But after he kicks some target ass, it’ll be his turn to play househusband as Olga continues training for the speed skating events for the 2006 winter events in Turin. Not exactly your typical yuppie marriage, nu?

We railed that there was no such thing as a Jewish supermodel, but we are forced to admit that we wrong, wrong, wrong.
Meet Caprice Bourret, whose official site makes her out to be a seriously respectable actress/model with singing and entrepreneurial skills, as well as a fat Diet Coke contract and her own line of lingerie.
Her Google search, however, is, shall we say…not safe to browse at work.
(No, we didn’t link it. Find your own porn.)

That server with a chip on her tray, bitterwaitress.com, has added former child star Dustin Diamond, famous for playing super-nerd Screech on inane late 80’s sit-com Saved By The Bell to her list of crap tippers. Although his career has been relegated to two-beer minimum comedy clubs since his bar mitzvah, he should always remember that fame never dies, waitresses always tattle and people will always notice the extra pounds.
(c/o Fark.)

The Washington Post reports that female Conservative rabbis earn significantly less than their male counterparts. Why are we not surprised?

Just when we thought Madonnesther was getting all legit on us, her husband, Guy Ritchie, pulls a trailer trash moment that reminds us that true Jews don’t get up in their rabbi’s face. The SunUK details a backstage squabble between Mr. Esther and his wife’s Kabbalah guidance counselor, which ended with Madge pulling her guy away and hissing “Don’t f*ing embarrass me!”
A witness observed of Ritchie’s little tantrum: “It certainly wasn’t very Kabbalah.”
What, in fact, does “Kabbalah” mean when used in that context? Anyone?

Leave it to The Smoking Gun to reveal that Kimora Lee Simmons, wife of media mogul Russell Simmons, was wearing her trusty red string while getting busted for pot in her SL-600 Benz. [Full Size Photo]
Guess Kimora was smokin’ in the Kabbalah Center ladies’ room when they explained that while the bracelet can offer a little extra juju, it does not in fact make a person invisible.

We know it’s a ways away, but if you’re going to throw the party of the year, you better start early. Jmerica is teaming up withAJAX Entertainment to blowout December 24th like never before. If you made it to Jmerica’s parties in the Hamptons and Miami or if you’ve ever been to South Beach’s Hotel Astor on Saturday night, you know we’re not just talking smack. So mark your calenders- we’ll give you the details as they emerge…