Dubmaster Sean Paul kicks out the jams onstage and tosses around bling like it was penny candy. We think he’s worth way more than Fifty Cent, yo! As a Jamaican-born Sephardic Jew of Portugese descent, he’s also a prime candidate to bring home to your mother. Check out the six reasons he’s gotta be Jewish from the UK’s Something Jewish magazine.

Jerry Seinfeld will join forces with Superman once again to the fight the evils of unsponsored celebrity and plain old cash in American Express’ latest online adventure, coming May 20. We love Jerry and all, but wethinks Superman is being exploited here in a Costanza-like, shlemiel role–since when does the man of steel take orders from a guy who lies about his waist size?

Entertain the preschooler (or just someone with preschooler reading skills) in your life with Dr. Suess’s classic translated into Yiddish by Zackary Sholem Berger.
A poet dedicated to bringing fun Yiddish reading to the people, Berger blogs Suess-style “Support feline Yiddish. Come buy it! Why not? You’ll like it just fine. You’ll love it a lot!”

We try it: Forget Borders and amazon, with their big corporate vibe! Buy it from an independent bookseller and keep it in the tribe!

(Many apologies, Dr. We hear you rolling in you grave…)

Andy Kaufman reportedly died twenty years ago, but no one would put it past him to have faked the whole thing. In fact, he promised that if he had in fact pulled a practical joke on us all, he would return twenty years to the day to have a big belly laugh about it. His best friend, Bob Zmuda, is planning a resurrection party for Andy at House of Blues in L.A., just in case.
We’ll be waiting with a plate of latkes.

Having roots in South Florida, we at Jmerica have been Dave Barry fans for ages (unfortunately, sometimes he makes us laugh so hard we lose bowel and bladder control). The fact that this week’s column relates to his wife’s being Jewish is a great excuse to link to him here.