Rediff.com reports that Britney Spears and her stripper-luvin’ husband of three minutes, Kevin Federline, are seeking the guidance of a Kabbalah rabbi to help with their marital troubles. Maybe it’s just us, but it would seem the first step to a healthy marriage would not be a wife “giving her blessing” for a raucous Vegas weekend of lapdances and mojitos, but maybe that’s not spelled out in phonics in the Zohar.