Ha-yoooge “Chai Five” to Brooklynite jewelry designer Carlen Altman for creating Jewish Rosaries! I think these are freakin’ awesome – the hipster Jew alternative to Tibetan prayer beads. For shizz, why should Catholics and Buddhists get all the good bling?

Read the Jew Spot interview with Miss Carlen where she ‘splains that this is NOT the Chanukah Bush version of religious jewelry and buy your own here!

Hope this makes Pope Benedict XVI and his stupid Holocaust-denying friend Bishop Richard Williamson gag on their wafers.