I’ve been going to bed early lately, and so missed my usual Colbert Report fix — todah raba to Bevel for the tip!

And since you’re here, this completely silly, corny clip might tickle your Days of Awe while you’re adding up all your sins. Bill Ray Sheet — very punny. I know “Tekiah” sounds a lot like “Tequila,” but next year no more Weird Al wannabes, ‘k?