Right, so last week we had pig Botox, and now a salon near Washington, D.C. is touting nibbly fish as the very latest in spa pedicures:

Patrons at the Yvonne Hair and Nails are treated to a footbath full of hungry carp to rid tootsies of those unsightly rough spots on heels and toes. Spa owner Jon Ho wanted to “come up with something unique while finding a replacement for pedicures that use razors to scrape off dead skin. The razors have fallen out of favor with state regulators because of concerns about whether they’re sanitary.”

Because fish poop is verrry clean, dontcha know?

This photo was sent to me by a dear friend who swears her feet have never been so soft:

Me, I prefer my fish dead, smoked and on a bagel.