So, it’s official: Hollywood’s favorite December-May couple has taken vows under the chuppah in yet another “secret” celebrity Kabbalah ceremony. If you haven’t figured it out yet, Kabbalah is the Scientology of the new millenium. 
Yo, Yenta!
From the edge of the Diaspora rises a new generation of Jewish mother
Madonna strikes again! She’s a one-woman marketing & street team for Kabbalah. I wonder what she’s getting on commisions and royalties.
Now this is just getting absurd. Everyone wants to become a member of the tribe!!!
Why does everyone think this is so cool all of a sudden? What’s next, Britney getting a bad hebrew tat?
Too late for that one buddy!