Now, we all know the defining physical trait of a Jewish man lays below the belt. Circumcision of a Jewish newborn boy on the eight of life is a mitzvah known as brit milah. Not only is a circumcised dong a holy covenant, it’s now been shown to reduce the risks of STD’s. For those gentlemen who haven’t yet taken the lop of faith, an enterprising company in the Netherlands has invented a handy-dandy plastic school designed for self-circumcision, cleverly called The Smart Klamp.
Through its unique design the SmartKlamp
umm…thanks
Let the size-o-meter jokes commence…
Hey- it’s not the size-o-meter that counts… Oh wait- everyone knows that’s bullsh*t.
ouch! sucks to be you!
Thank G-d I’m a woman!! Sheloy Usani Ish!!!
yes… ouch!