Former Screw publisher and media despot Al Goldstein has lost it all– the cars, the swanky house, the bling– and is now, at 68 years old, living with his in-laws. We kind of felt sorry for him until the article mentioned he now wears a silver cross against his chest hair and says “I feel doomed as a Jew,” he said. “I’ll try anything else.”
He should’ve tried listened to his mother when she told him to go to dental school! What does he think, Jesus won’t recognize him as a dirty old man?