Attention all Target shoppers: You need not worry any longer about being harassed by a bell-ringing, red-suited Salvation Army representative in front of the store this holiday season (at least in Denver) since the beggars have been banned from their tradition of soliciting your spare change. For those of you who still need to avoid the guilt-tripping red kettle, don’t make eye contact and keep moving. You can pass on your pennies to one of the many Jewish charities in need of your tzedakah this Chanukah.
c/o Fark.