From MIStupid.com (the answer is yes, we are):
MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”
COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER:
“I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written!”
MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
NAPOLEON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.”
ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“But it’s your senior picture. Couldn’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something, ANYTHING…?”
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”
JONAH’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“That’s a nice story. Now tell me where you’ve really been for the last forty years.”
THOMAS EDISON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!”
And, of course, our own:
JMERICA’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“This is a very nice dating site, dear; so why aren’t you married already?”
brilliant!
Jdate’s Jewish mother: “Are you sure you’re not done raising the membership fees? You’ve got to pay for your own wedding this time…”
My jewish mother doesnt even know how to turn on a computer but she’d say the same thing about getting married. Mona lisa was jewish?
Mona Lisa? What about Washington and Lincoln? How cool is that!!! And somebody should tell the French to chill out since Napoleon himself was Jewish (explains the short stature).
Settle down, you guys. Of course Napoleon wasn’t Jewish and no one’s even sure is Mona Lisa was a real person. And don’t you think if Lincoln was Jewish you’d know? It’s a joke.
Jonah was jewish? I guess the whale was anti-semetic, call the ADL!
What about the Jewish Fathers? My father would say Jmerica is a great site and internet dating is a great way to meet other Jews. Also Jmerica.com is FREE????? Wow, Now how do I sign my boys up?
Father’s dont count, your mother is the best way to determine your true heritage. Read Torah sometime buddy!
sternfan
Republican Jews we do exist