Hell, If It Weren’t for the Stretchmarks, I’d Consider It

cindyCindy Margolis, the self-proclaimed “Most Downloaded Woman On the Internet” (I’m sure her mother is very proud), has announced her latest gig: posing nude in Playboy at the age of 40.

Whereas displaying her wares in the glossy men’s magazine “would have been for gratuitous reasons” in the past, now is the perfect time for Cindy to get nakey: “It will be fun to go up against the 20-year-olds and show them that they don’t have anything on me,” she said.

She adds: “You’re not dead just because you are married and have children.” Huzzah, sista.

Now, I’m not a fan of nudie mags or of Cindy’s (as I am unclear as to what her actual talents are — celebrity poker and cooking shows aside) but I like her spunk. There aren’t many models (would you believe there’s a wikipedia entry for Jewish American models?) who can push their career past 21, and any woman with three kids who can work it for Playboy ought to be lauded.

Sure, it’s all about airbrushing and good plastic surgery. That’s right — Cindy wasn’t always the blonde, tiny-nosed bombshell you see before you; she was once just another Jewish girl trying to stand out in L.A.

Personally, I think she was cuter before her nose job, although the eyebrow-scaping is definitely a good call.

7 thoughts on “Hell, If It Weren’t for the Stretchmarks, I’d Consider It

  1. The before and after pics are crazy. I wouldn’t recognize her if I grew up with her. You know how you can see someone’s baby pictures and see the immediate resemblence, but in her case it’s not happening.

    Also, on that wikipedia page there are some interesting names on there that I never knew were J… including Tera Patrick, who knew?

  2. She takes a perfectly fine nose and turns it into one that practically has ‘cosmetic surgery’ tattooed all over. I’m not sure whether to find it pathetic or be saddened by what it implies about her sense of self-worth.

  3. The platic surgeon definately did some incredible work, but like “h” mentioned, she did alter her looks, which I would say were a bit more “Jewish-looking”. But I agree that we come in every shape size and color, I don’t want to perpetrate the stereo type of what we’re “supposed” to look like, but you know what I mean… she lost the original beauty for what could be a Mattel Barbie look.
    It’s in the eye of the beholder…

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