While some of you might find it fabulous that there’s a skin flick shot on location in the Holy Land starring all local talent, at least one rabbi is not cozying up in front of the HDTV.

According to TMZ.com, Rabbi Yehuda Rosenbaum of KOF-K Kosher Certification has sicced his lawyers on the producers of Assraelis — not for bad acting or thin plotlines, but for something like copyright violation. You can see that the DVD cover of the film sports KOF-K’s official halachic stamp of approval — a stamp only Rabbi Rosenbaum has the authority to give. And while it may all be kosher meat in the money shots, the lawyers say they will sue if TightFit Productions doesn’t cover its assraeli immediately.

Oren Cohen of TightFit, likely the kind of Jewish guy your mother does not want to see at the Shabbat table, assures that he will change the cover to appease the rabbi before next week’s release.